We should eat more bacon
In order to save humanity, it is paramount that we consume enormous quantities of bacon. BLT's are to be the primary source of consumption given the high vitamin C content of tomatoes. After that, it's a free for all. Well, as long as the tomatoes are not salmonella infected Mexican tomatoes. That would just make us sick with bacteria. And we all know bacteria and viruses are like vampires and werewolves - eternal enemies - so we don't want to up the ante.
Bacon wrapped jalapeños to honor the source country of Mexico are also to be consumed (note salmonella exception). Other bacon recipes are to be added as readers to this blog contribute their ideas for saving humanity.
Pork chops, ribs, smoked hams and pork rinds are also to be allowed, but those will proceed in subsequent Porkdemics.
Go. Eat. Bacon.
Posted by Brandon and Jenny